Hello Big Brother

Yoh!
So I've just wasted the good part of an hour messing around with this. I set up this invisible counter thing because I like numbers and I'm just curious if anyone reads this. I am so surprised to see the kind of information available about people who visit a website. I can tell where you're coming from, your browser, how long you linger (lurk?) and your mother's natural hair colour. Well I suppose this isn't really news to anyone else but - as Borat would say - wawawewa, I don't want people knowing where I am. I'm never going to another webpage again.