Tuesday, September 21

The Gym

Why do women wear make-up at the gym?

Why do the trainers at the gym not tell people when they are doing exercises incorrectly?

Why do people walk backwards on the treadmill?

Why do the most unfit people wear the most revealing clothes?

Why do guys try to do 3 painstaking chest presses of incredibly heavy weight with the accompanying grunts and groans? Surely they'd benefit more from lifting a weight they can handle for at least 8 reps with proper form.

Why do the meat heads in the weight room make a girl feel like she's just in their way?

Why oh why oh why do people in supposedly advanced spinning classes find it necessary to discuss their children during the class? How do they have the breath?

More to come but Scrubs is on.