preparing for the famine

Us Muslims, or terrorists as many of you know us, start fasting tomorrow. I'm going to start eating now nonstop until sunrise tomorrow. That should make the first days somewhat bearable. Well, it's not so bad - I don't get all that hungry but the knowledge that I can't eat kills me. I'm going to eat so much crap now that I feel too guilty to think about food and that should sufficiently override the psychological torture of knowing I'm not allowed to eat. Sounds like a plan.